Killington New Hampshire Relaunches The “Ledgewood Hurt”

New Restaurant Branded “Ledgewood Hurt”

The Ledgewood Yurt is a Mongolian style temporary shelter located on Snowshit Mountain that serves diners overpriced cafeteria food in a traditional Mongolian setting

Lunch Spot For Snobs

The Ledgewood Yurt provides the perfect place for New York Yuppies to bring their wives and girlfriends for a ski lunch after doing a 2 of the 4 runs that they plan on skiing that day. Instagram models also love this place as it makes them look like they know what they are doing.

Late Night Experience

Snowshit mountain has announced that it intends to offer late night food at “Ledgewood Hurt” as a premium diner experience. The only premium part of the experience is the price as diners are poisoned by carbon monoxide fumes on a crappy sleigh ride pulled by a snow cat half way up Snowshit Mountain.

Dining Experience Rip-Off From Another Mountain

It is believed that this is an entirely original idea and is in no way is similar to the idea of the “SnowCat Dinner Experience” successfully established at Okemo in 2009.

Tom Bollocks was recently quoted as saying “I plead the 3rd amendment”, when he was reminded that the 3rd amendment referred to “No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner” Tom responded with “If I wait long enough, how long before the marble statue of those limitations kicks in?” A long time Tom, a very long time.