Lifetime Skier Passes Now Printed on Biodegradable Lettuce Leaves

Lifetime Skier Passes are now being printed on vegetables with a shelf life less than 30 days

Chris Cyborg, president of Killington New Hampshire, has confirmed that the previous cancellation of all lifetime Killington ski pass holders was a regrettable incident and that he could no longer stand idly by while the Corporate giant “Nose-Powder Corporation” insulted the ski generation that built Killington.

Vermont Court Case Loss

The subsequent court case in the Vermont appeals court showed that it is perfectly legal in Vermont for a corporation not to stand by the previous owners contracts; by selling a company to another party Vermont State has confirmed that all existing contracts and liabilities are null and void. In an apparent “about face”

Reinstatement Of All Lifetime Ski Passes

As of writing, Chris has subsequently reinstated all lifetime passes and has contended that he longer no harbors any bitterness or ill-will. All ski passes will be printed on lettuce leaves.

At a recent AA meeting, Chris was quoted as saying right before an oil change “Look, all these all old people with lifetime ski passes will be dead soon, so let’s see how well their caskets can ride the lift then”