Press Release: Killington New Hampshire Announces Connection To Psycho Mountain

Killington, New Hampshire Press Release:

At the opening of Killington New Hampshire in October 2010, the Killington management team was also pleased to announce the opening of the “long heralded” connection between Killington and its sister mountain to the north, Psycho mountain. Chris Cyborg initially said “Low battery warning”, but later, after a recharge, stated “It’s my pleasure to open the connection between these two mountains, skiers and snowboarders now can have the choice between the incessant crowds at Killington or the inmates on Psycho Mountain”

To make this connection happen Killington New Hampshire had to install a new chairlift and cut 2 new trails, with an initial investment of over $2 million dollars, Chris Cyborg indicated that he intends to keep operating costs down by staffing the lift with non-English speaking workers from random third world countries and then promise them citizenship of Liberia.