Press Release: Tom Bollocks Crusade Against Packed Lunchers

Packed Lunch Fee

As part of Tom Bollocks personal crusade against packed-lunchers, Tom has introduced a fee of $25 to bring your packed lunch to Killington. The fee must be paid in dollar bills and be stuffed in to Mr Bollock’s underwear when he passes.

Tap Water Fee

As further part of Tom Bollocks personal crusade against “free loaders”, Tom has introduced a tap water fee of $1. The fee is payable per cup and must be deposited into the counter jar marked “Toms Tips”.

Tom stopped short of banning of cups, but did concede that “If people want to share cups that’s OK, but they will be charged 50c for the pleasure”