The New Management Team at Killington, New Hampshire
Killington New Hampshire has a dynamic new management team that reinvests profits back into Killington and does not send any money back to a mother ship in Utah. The new management team is made up of:
Chris Cyborg – President of Killington, New Hampshire
Although Chris is actually a robot, he cares deeply about Killington Mountain and has been programmed to not tell lies. Chris has been programmed to be able to say the word “rain” instead of “mixed precipitation” and can often be seen waiting his turn in line at the chairlift, instead of using his authority to get to the front. Chris lives with his wife and dogs at Dork Mountain, Pittsfield NH but will soon be relocated to the mother ship in Utah where it is in fact legal to have more than one wife.
Tom Bollocks – Communications & Public Relations Manager
Although Tom is afflicted with large testicles, this doesn’t stop him from having fun. Tom can be seen most weekends poaching closed trails all over the New Hampshire mountain. Tom also has a personal crusade against packed-luncher’s in his quest to bring back reasonable prices to the ski lodges for season pass holders.
Tom took an economics course at the Culinary Institute at Dartmouth College and realized that higher revenue does increase operating costs, but overall made more profits than less, increased paying jobs at the mountain and resulted in a more positive feedback from regular skiers. Packed-lunchers now see little financial advantage in bringing in their own food and drink. Tom has committed that the days of $5 for a warm Gatorade are long gone.
Forrest Dump – Chief Snowboard Instructor
It’s not clear if Forrest got his last name from his love of deep snow or from his excessive use of the bathroom, but his verve and love of snowboarding is a great asset while teaching snowboard newbies how to speak surf-style and how to cutoff show-off skiers without getting caught. He can often be seen at the Snowshit base lodge hack-sawing ski poles