The Killington Stash: Snowboarders Get Higher Faster And For Longer

Killington Introduces “The Killington Stash”

For many years Killington New Hampshire did not provide effective programs for snowboarders, usually just assuming the skier services would suffice. This year Killington New Hampshire has launched a service called “The Stash” which is an area on the mountain for “snowboarders only” where snowboarders can store their medical marijuana without fear of criminal prosecution.

On Site Weed Dealer

If snowboarders unfortunately run out of their ‘prescription’ drug, Killington New Hampshire has provided a local contact named the “Long Island Couch” who can provide refills on demand. Price is negotiable.

Endless Chairlift Installed For burnouts/dopeheads/dopers/druggies/hopheads

The Stash area also provides an endless chairlift which snowboarders can stay on all day to partake their medicine, many of whom never realize that it doesn’t end and they just go around and around until they finally get hungry and fall off.