Tom Bollocks Comes Up With New Tagline “The Beast”

Tom Bollocks recently had an epiphany for a new tag line for Killington New Hampshire. Why not refer to Killington as “The Beast”. He had this epiphany while doing a short stint in a Mexican jail fort some trumped up charges that involved an elephant and 3 pounds of rhino tranquillizer.

Initially Bollocks considered “The Beast” may be too close to its previous tag line of “The Beast of The East” but he filed this under his other weak tag lines from the past including “Peaks of Excitement” from the 1996 season, “The Ultimate Mountain Resort” from 1997, “Ultimate Adventures” from 1998, “Endless Adventures” from 1999 to 2001, “Beast of the East” 2002-2010″ and now just “The Beast” for 2011 season and onwards.

Tom also indicates that pretty much anyone could come up with the next name for the resort as long as they used words that have been used before. He anticipates the next moniker may well be “The Endless Beast of Peaks”, but he has to check with his wife if that is OK.